1. You were shocked the first time you realized your friends families don't video-tape everything all the time.
2. You have recently referred to yourself as having "the chubbies"
3. You "aww" every time someone mentions Grandma or Grandpa
4. Asking "are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?" is annoying but necessary - and mostly pointless. You make this face when they haven't been "sterilized":
5. You have had Heidi's multiple-personalities comment and like the same posts/pictures on your Facebook.
6. You have taken pointless pictures of flowers and thought how Moma would be pleased.