You Know You're a Krill If...

1)  You are out of milk, butter, eggs, and bread... and other basic needs for survival, but you can still justify buying a bag of Jolly Time popcorn.

2) You have at least 4 cars on the driveway when no one is home.

3) You have orange-tinted hair.

4)  Hamsters come and go like... well, you know.

5) You have sworn to yourself multiple times that you will never get a credit card.

6) Your facebook wall is full of posts from people whose last name is "Krill"